Anyone who has watched even a minute of NFL football games with me this knows that my biggest rant of this season has been the stupid Fox robot that appears throughout the game in the lower left hand corner of the screen. The robot is on so often that I think I have his routine committed to memory.The concept is dumb to begin with, but my biggest problem with it is that the robot shifts his neck back and forth, shakes out its legs, and jumps up and down over and over again as if he loosening up. It's a robot!! There is no need for a robot to stretch out. I think the concept of a robot is that it does not fall victim to human foibles including pulled hamstrings and neck stingers. Yeesh.
#2 on my list is the commercial for the Wendy's jalapeno double cheddar melt bu
rger. I affectionately call this the sh*t burger. As I've mentioned to friends on numerous occasions, everytime I see this commercial I feel like I have to take a dump. Who would eat that gnarly thing? Incidentally, as I looked online to get a photo of the burger, there are several message boards dedicated to opinions about new fast food creations. Morgan Spurlock would not be pleased.
rger. I affectionately call this the sh*t burger. As I've mentioned to friends on numerous occasions, everytime I see this commercial I feel like I have to take a dump. Who would eat that gnarly thing? Incidentally, as I looked online to get a photo of the burger, there are several message boards dedicated to opinions about new fast food creations. Morgan Spurlock would not be pleased.#3 is again not really football related. Its the DirecTV commercial featuring Jessica Simpson in full Daisy Duke mode. If I hear her say, "I totally don't know what that is, but I wohnt it" in some lame Southern drawl, I may jump out of a window.
